[x] You know the alphabet
[x] You have watched the NEWS
[x] You know how to wash your own clothes
[x] You can cook your own food
[x] You know what a university is
Total so far is: 5
[x] You can go shopping and not get something you don't need
[x] You haven't shoplifted before
[x] You don't laugh when someone says, ' p3n!s '
[x] You notice that some old people don't have eyelashes
[x] You can make macoroni and cheese
Total so far is: 10
[x] You don't laugh when someone says, 'balls'
[x] You know that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune
[x] You didn't just check
[x] You know what the real last battle of the American Revolution was
[x] You can count to ten in another language besides your own
[x] You eat vegetables
Total so far is: 16
[ ] You don't dance around in your underwear
[x] You've haven't worn underwear underneath your jeans
[ ] You wear your pants all the way up to your belly button
[x] You haven't worn boxers if your a girl or panties if your a guy
[x] You don't have a victory dance
Total so far is: 19
[ ] You don't curse at a video game when you loose
[x] You can read a book and actually finish it
[x] You've read an entire book series
[x] You think Spongebob's a retarded show
[ ] You eat spinach
Total so far is: 22
[ ] You don't spazz out at the sight of a penis *most of the time..XD*
[x] You know what an orgasm is
[x] You know where babies come from
[x] You know who George Washington is
[x] You don't eat junk food alot
Total so far is: 26
[x] You know who Edgar Allen Poe is
[x] You didn't just check
[x] You don't call your father/mother an old man/lady
[ ] You don't masturbate often
[x] You think screaming something random is immature
Total so far is: 30
[ ] You think Orlando Bloom is hotter than Johnny Depp
[ ] You don't believe in Vampires and Werewolves
[] You're not scared of pitch black darkness
[x] You don't get scared at full moons
[ ] You don't sleep with a night light
Total so far is: 31
[ ] You like cabbage
[ ] You have gotten drunk before
[x] You know what a cigarette is
[x] You know what a bitch is
[x] You know that the word Honky is an insult to white ppl *it doesnt insult me, though XD*
[x] You didn't just check
Total so far is: 35
[ ] You haven't been called an idiot
[x] You don't pick at your scabs
[x] You don't bite ppl I am a vampire...
[ ] You love Enya
[ ] You go to sleep to the sounds of nature on your alarm clock
Total so far: 37
Total = Age 37
Devious Comments
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Don't let go of the ones you love, hold on to hope and protect the broken.
<3 Dylan
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